College. Parties. Boys. Pizza. Tumblr. Yoga Pants. Don't take me seriously.

Anonymous asked: I just went through all 50 pages of your blog in 2 nights. you are fucking hilarious.

Wow. I would like to thank my mother for believing in me. To One Direction for being the topic of most of my posts. To alcohol for making me have interesting stories. And to my one and only, pizza.

Who gave me a blog. It was a bad idea.